Chuck Norris Facts

Brady has been obsessed with Chuck Norris facts. He quotes us a few everyday and even makes up his own. Last night, he and Monte were fooling around on the Internet and looked up some more facts. I decided I needed to post some of my favorites as they made me laugh my head off.

Chuck Norris Facts:

1. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

2. Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

3. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

4. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

5. Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a field goal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay, Florida from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm Stadium (or the Murph) in San Diego, California.

6. Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.

7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

8. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

9. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

10. They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of the game Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris, In the Library, with a Roundhouse kick".

11. Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

12. Chuck Norris can kick through all six degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

13. The best part of waking up, is not Folger's in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

14. Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

15. Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.

16. Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

I hope these give you all a chuckle or two. God Bless! :)